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ansible/README.md

@@ -28,10 +28,31 @@ cd ansible
 ansible-galaxy collection install -r requirements.yml
 ```
 
+## Bootstrap (once per fresh VPS)
+
+`bootstrap.yml` connects as **root** (it overrides whatever `ansible_user`
+the inventory has), creates the `ansible` automation user — SSH key only,
+locked password, passwordless sudo — *proves the new user can log in and
+sudo* in a second play, and only then locks sshd down: key-only auth
+(`PasswordAuthentication no`) and **root SSH login disabled**
+(`PermitRootLogin no`). Break-glass access after that is the provider's
+console, not SSH:
+
+```bash
+cp inventory.example.yml inventory.yml
+ansible-playbook bootstrap.yml            # root already has your key
+ansible-playbook bootstrap.yml -k         # root password login (needs sshpass)
+# custom key or username:
+ansible-playbook bootstrap.yml -e bootstrap_ssh_public_key_file=~/.ssh/vpnhub.pub
+```
+
+Everything after this runs as `ansible` (already the inventory example's
+default).
+
 ## First-time setup
 
 ```bash
-cp inventory.example.yml inventory.yml            # set host/user
+cp inventory.example.yml inventory.yml            # set host/user (if not done above)
 cp group_vars/vpnhub.example.yml group_vars/vpnhub.yml
 $EDITOR group_vars/vpnhub.yml                     # DC IPs, Duo keys, secrets
 ansible-vault encrypt group_vars/vpnhub.yml       # both files are gitignored anyway

ansible/bootstrap.yml

@@ -0,0 +1,98 @@
+---
+# One-job playbook: connect as root, create the automation user that every
+# later run uses — key-only auth, passwordless sudo — verify it actually
+# works, then lock sshd down to keys. Run once per fresh VPS:
+#
+#   ansible-playbook bootstrap.yml          # root already has your key
+#   ansible-playbook bootstrap.yml -k       # root still uses a password
+#                                           # (needs sshpass installed)
+#
+# Afterwards set `ansible_user: ansible` in inventory.yml and never
+# connect as root again. Overridable with -e:
+#   bootstrap_user=ansible
+#   bootstrap_ssh_public_key_file=~/.ssh/id_ed25519.pub
+#   bootstrap_harden_ssh=true
+#
+# Safe by construction: play 2 logs in AS the new user and proves key +
+# sudo work; sshd is only hardened in play 3, which never runs if play 2
+# fails. Play 3 disables root SSH login entirely — from then on the only
+# way in is the automation user's key (console access via the RackNerd
+# panel remains the break-glass path).
+
+- name: Create the automation user (connects as root)
+  hosts: vpnhub
+  gather_facts: false
+  vars:
+    ansible_user: root          # play var — outranks inventory on purpose
+    bootstrap_user: ansible
+    bootstrap_ssh_public_key_file: "~/.ssh/id_ed25519.pub"
+  tasks:
+    - name: Create the user (no password hash set, account password locked)
+      ansible.builtin.user:
+        name: "{{ bootstrap_user }}"
+        shell: /bin/bash
+        create_home: true
+        password_lock: true
+
+    - name: Install the SSH public key
+      ansible.posix.authorized_key:
+        user: "{{ bootstrap_user }}"
+        key: "{{ lookup('file', bootstrap_ssh_public_key_file) }}"
+
+    - name: Grant passwordless sudo
+      ansible.builtin.copy:
+        dest: "/etc/sudoers.d/{{ bootstrap_user }}"
+        content: "{{ bootstrap_user }} ALL=(ALL) NOPASSWD:ALL\n"
+        owner: root
+        group: root
+        mode: "0440"
+        validate: /usr/sbin/visudo -cf %s
+
+- name: Prove the new user works before touching sshd
+  hosts: vpnhub
+  gather_facts: false
+  become: true
+  vars:
+    bootstrap_user: ansible
+    ansible_user: "{{ bootstrap_user }}"
+  tasks:
+    - name: Key login and passwordless sudo both work
+      ansible.builtin.command: whoami
+      register: bootstrap_whoami
+      changed_when: false
+      failed_when: bootstrap_whoami.stdout != "root"
+
+- name: Lock sshd down to key-only auth, no root login
+  hosts: vpnhub
+  gather_facts: false
+  become: true
+  vars:
+    bootstrap_user: ansible
+    ansible_user: "{{ bootstrap_user }}"
+    bootstrap_harden_ssh: true
+  handlers:
+    - name: restart sshd
+      ansible.builtin.service:
+        name: ssh
+        state: restarted
+  tasks:
+    - name: Key-only sshd drop-in
+      # Named 01-* on purpose: sshd honors the FIRST value it reads per
+      # keyword, and cloud-init images ship 50-cloud-init.conf that may
+      # set PasswordAuthentication yes — we must sort before it.
+      ansible.builtin.copy:
+        dest: /etc/ssh/sshd_config.d/01-vpnhub.conf
+        content: |
+          PasswordAuthentication no
+          KbdInteractiveAuthentication no
+          PermitRootLogin no
+        owner: root
+        group: root
+        mode: "0644"
+      when: bootstrap_harden_ssh | bool
+      notify: restart sshd
+
+    - name: Validate full sshd config before the restart fires
+      ansible.builtin.command: /usr/sbin/sshd -t
+      when: bootstrap_harden_ssh | bool
+      changed_when: false

ansible/inventory.example.yml

@@ -5,7 +5,9 @@ all:
       hosts:
         racknerd:
           ansible_host: vpn.atlashorizon.net
-          ansible_user: root
+          # Normal state — the user bootstrap.yml creates:
-          # Non-root instead? Use:
+          ansible_user: ansible
-          # ansible_user: nick
+          # ansible_ssh_private_key_file: ~/.ssh/id_ed25519
-          # ansible_become: true
+          #
+          # bootstrap.yml ignores ansible_user and connects as root
+          # itself, so this file can point at "ansible" from day one.